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Thursday, July 20, 2006
Murphy's laws on girls
- If you think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that
- The nicer she is... the quicker you will be dumped!!!!!
- The more the makeup, worse the looks...
- 99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your college.
- The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
- If by any chance the girl you like, likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now, when you are committed...
- The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.
- Theory of relativity... the more you run towards a hot chick... the more she goes away from you...
Rule 1:
Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend
Corollary:
The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything
Axiom 1:
The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (somesmile for the guys)
- The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-
- You are dressed badly
- You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
- Have a bad hair day
- All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with you and ruin your money, health and leave you a total wreck.
- The more seriously you like a girl... the more seriously her dad will hate you
- The love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you
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