Couldn't biblical characters be recruited as high-tech promoters?
Consider the following tech advocates and their ad slogans:
10. Noah for Match.com:
We can find a mate for anything. Why not you?
9. Moses for the Excedrin Headache Resource Center:
Take two tablets and call me in the morning.
8. The dove for UPS.com:
Guaranteed delivery in 40 days and 40 nights.
7. Adam and Eve for Dell:
No Apples for us. We've learned the hard way.
6. Solomon for Microsoft:
Don't cut the baby in half.
5. Joseph for Nikon Coolpix:
Only Nikon can capture the 36-bit color of my megapixel dreamcoat.
4. Methuselah for AARP.org:
Life begins at 960.
3. John the Baptist for DunkinDonuts.com:
You'll be head over heels for our new Munchkin platter.
2. Pharaoh for Symantec:
If only we'd had Norton AntiPlague 2002 in 2002...B.C.E.
1. Job for Nasdaq:
'Nuff said.
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