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Thursday, February 16, 2006

Hi-Tech Promoters

Couldn't biblical characters be recruited as high-tech promoters?
Consider the following tech advocates and their ad slogans:

10. Noah for Match.com:
We can find a mate for anything. Why not you?

9. Moses for the Excedrin Headache Resource Center:
Take two tablets and call me in the morning.

8. The dove for UPS.com:
Guaranteed delivery in 40 days and 40 nights.

7. Adam and Eve for Dell:
No Apples for us. We've learned the hard way.

6. Solomon for Microsoft:
Don't cut the baby in half.

5. Joseph for Nikon Coolpix:
Only Nikon can capture the 36-bit color of my megapixel dreamcoat.

4. Methuselah for AARP.org:
Life begins at 960.

3. John the Baptist for DunkinDonuts.com:
You'll be head over heels for our new Munchkin platter.

2. Pharaoh for Symantec:
If only we'd had Norton AntiPlague 2002 in 2002...B.C.E.

1. Job for Nasdaq:
'Nuff said.


posted by nK at 3:23 AM |

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