Appraisal	Resignation
In appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.	In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success.
In appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even 10% hike.	In resignation you can easily demand (or get even without asking) more than 50-60% hike.
During appraisal, they will deny promotion saying you didn't meet the expectation, you don't have leadership qualities, and you had several drawbacks in our objective/goal.	During resignation, they will say you are the core member of team; you are the vision of the company how can you go, you have to take the project in shoulder and lead your juniors to success.
There is 90% chance for not getting any significant incentives after appraisal.	There is 90% chance of getting immediate hike after you put the resignation.

Laloo Bhai bihari
Went up the pahari
To fetch a bail for court order
Laloo fell down
And lost his crown
But Rabri reigned thereafter.

Law of Queue
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of Telephone
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
Law of Mechanical repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of The Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of The Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Bath Theorem
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of The Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theatre Rule
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Couldn't biblical characters be recruited as high-tech promoters?
Consider the following tech advocates and their ad slogans:

10. Noah for Match.com:
    We can find a mate for anything. Why not you?

9. Moses for the Excedrin Headache Resource Center:
   Take two tablets and call me in the morning.

8. The dove for UPS.com:
   Guaranteed delivery in 40 days and 40 nights.

7. Adam and Eve for Dell:
   No Apples for us. We've learned the hard way.

6. Solomon for Microsoft:
   Don't cut the baby in half.

5. Joseph for Nikon Coolpix:
   Only Nikon can capture the 36-bit color of my megapixel dreamcoat.

4. Methuselah for AARP.org:
   Life begins at 960.

3. John the Baptist for DunkinDonuts.com:
   You'll be head over heels for our new Munchkin platter.

2. Pharaoh for Symantec:
   If only we'd had Norton AntiPlague 2002 in 2002...B.C.E.

1. Job for Nasdaq:
   'Nuff said.