Please follow the instructions below & enjoy the blunder made by Google.

01. Open www.google.co.in
02. Click ‘language tools‘ link.
03. Write “Aishwarya’s mom is very nice” in ‘Translate text:’ textbox.
04. Select “English to Spanish” in the below combo.
05. Press Translate and wait for translation.
06. Now copy the translated text from the above text and paste it in the ‘Translate text:’ textbox.
Remove the original text.
07. Select “Spanish to English” in the below combo.
08. Press Translate and wait for translation.
09. Enjoy.

• You can stare at any Girl.......
• You don't have to spend money on her.
• You won't get boring result in ur papers.
• Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves a cool guy.
• There can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
• You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for you.
• Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according your wishes anymore.
• You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
• You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for your date to arrive at some weird shop\place
• You can have more friends, as you will have more time for them.
• You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, you'll sin less.
• You can have good night's sleep - no need to dream about her.
• You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with your folks.
• No nonstop nonsense.
• You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
• No more tension.
• You can be 'yourself'
• You wont have to hide your telephone bills...

So try to avoid girl friends in your life ........

College is for knowledge, knowledge is for life, life is for wife, but wife is a knife which cuts your life.
So never choose your wife in college life.

The man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT;
the woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION;
the woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD;
the woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE;
the woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.

The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY;
the woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things...
but the women are still BUSY in shopping...............

A is for Alimony ... the gift that keeps on giving.

B is for Balls ... which are now ours again.

C is for Court ... where you finally find out the meaning of a good screw.

D is for Divorce ... the alternative to ax murder.

E is for Equitable Distribution ... another oxymoron.

F is for Flatulence ... finally we can let loose without being criticized for causing the flowers to wilt.

G is for Gandhi ... someone you could actually say had lost weight without having to lie.

H is for House ... which the bitch also got.

I is for Inmate ... where you also get to room with Bubba when the child support is late.

J is for Jewelry ... the former great equalizer.

K is for Kids ... the best of everything.

L is for Lawyer ... whose most recent vacation you just paid for.

M is for Mother ... and Oh what a Mother F**ker!

N is for Not tonight, I have a headache.

O is for Overdrawn ... what your checking account always was.

P is for PMS ... what we say: "No, honey, you don't look like you're retaining water." . . . what we mean, "No wonder there's a citywide drought."

Q is for Quarter ... what YOU get for each dollar SHE gets.

R is for Rehearsal Dinner ... should never have stayed for dessert.

S is for Sex ... thank goodness she rolled in her sleep.

T is for Throat ... the anatomic area she goes for in the settlement.

U is for UPS ... the delivery guy you are on a first name basis with, and who spent more time at your house than you did.

V is for Visa ... one of several cards she maxed out.

W is for Wrong ... which you always were.

X is for X chromosome ... I swear some women have more than two!

Y is for Yacht ... maybe the next guy will have one.

Z is for Zirconium ... I wonder if she ever figured out that all her diamonds were Cubic Zirconium.